Jun. 7th, 2012

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It's pretty hard to believe how bad the retro porn classic Deep Throat is. The acting is atrocious. The music is easily the worst sound track of any kind ever. But that's not the most egregious part.

The most egregious part is Dolly Sharp as Helen. Or, more specifically, her make-up job.

Some drag queens dress to pass. Many dress to impress. And then there's a few who seem constantly to be competing to be the ugliest, harpy-est, wedding-cakey-est make-up monstrosity ever to walk the face of a catwalk. But they have failed. And they will always fail. Because Dolly Sharp has won, and she will never be dethroned.

Watching her, or, more accurately watching the hyper-garish knee-deep crust under which she writhes, is so painful that I can't really talk about it any more.

It's the ugliest thing, without exception, produced by human-kind.

Ever.

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