errantember: (darth bobo)
2009-08-23 01:11 am
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  • Current Location: Under the Hot Tub
  • Current Music: Theme to Gremlins
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Adventures in Arachno/Clauster/Theophobia

So I have a bedroom.
Inside this bedroom is a hot tub.
Inside the hot tub there are mirrors.

So far, so good.

Outside the hot tub, there is piping.
Lots of piping.
Somewhere in this piping.
There is a leak.

That part's bad.
But what's even worse
is what's underneath the hot tub.
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errantember: (Little Cowboy Scott)
2006-04-07 03:40 am
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  • Current Mood: predatory
  • Current Music: The Spider Man - The Cure
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My delightful little murderer!


I'm not saying I'm not talented at finding painful ways to kill fleas...



...but I just can't claim to top nature!

Spiders, BTW, don't kill their prey on the first bite. They paralyze it, and then after it's had some time to think about how uncool it is to be immobile near a spider, inject it with an acid that dissolves the victim's innards WHILE IT'S STILL ALIVE before sucking it dry.

Needless to say, this little beauty ran free. ;)

That's my hand beneath it, BTW. It was about 3 mm long. Flea-sized!

Go get 'em, gorgeous!

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