You always fart...

[errantember]

...just before the cute girl asks if she can sit at your table...

Comments

[adam rice (from livejournal.com)]

That's not as bad as farting while she's giving you head.

[errantember.livejournal.com]

That's totally true. Of course, in most situations with getting head, you have some kind of *warning* first. In this case it was like the squelch break at the beginning of a radio transmission.

*pffffftt* "Hi! Do you mind if we sit here?"