errantember | What change in life...

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...would permit cherry stems to exit my mouth untied into knots?

*Talking* certainly isn't doing it.

dammit, man. Quite making me think about your tongue....my toes are cold. :P

at Elysium is very, very dirty...

...are any other parts of you cold?

*evil grin*

I have a squirtgun I keep in the fridge for the dogs...

I'm sensing the beginning of a beautiful conspiracy...

there's a trick to it. Penn & Teller taught me :P

I always *knew* there was more to that look of theirs than humor...

Trade secret.

My ex-wife can do that, and doesn't do anything ELSE with that tongue.

(She's my EX-wife, for a reason...)

Such waste!

Have you ever met her? If not, you have NO IDEA what a waste...*sigh*