So I'm at the DPS waiting to get my new driver's license...

[errantember]

...and, like anyone at the DPS, I'm bored. Usually in situations like these I meditate, but as is often the case while waiting in line after Taking a Number, I find myself fantasizing about new and exotic bureaucracies to add to our beloved state government. And which new office was birthed from the fertile imaginative soil of my monkey-shit green vinyl chair?

The Department of Adhesive Gynecology

Comments

you're a sick little simian. ;)

[virgogrrl77.livejournal.com]

i don't even want to KNOW what they would handle.

Re: you're a sick little simian. ;)

[errantember.livejournal.com]

All the fun of the Happy Chair, now with Super Glue(tm)!

(howler monkey noises)