...and Baby Jesus smiled!

[errantember]

I just killed a flea.
With my bare hands.
It touched me.
It touched me without my consent.
I will kill others like it.
I will enjoy killing them.
I will not apologize
or feel guilty for doing so.
I will kill them with my hands.
I will kill them with my teeth.
And when I realize this is taking too long,
and is gross,
I will kill them with Chemicals.
Poisons that make
their babies DIE
inside their horrid little shells.
I will kill and kill and kill.
I will kill until they are dead.
ALL of them.
And I will laugh while they twitch
their tiny little broken legs
no longer able to save them
from the lighter's blessed flame.

(gleeful gibbering..)
(soft crackling noises...)
(more gibbering...)

Comments

[virgogrrl77.livejournal.com]

Scott we have a lovely jacket for you to try on.
It's all white. It'll look great with your eyes.
Don't mind the backward sleeves. They're all
the rage where you're going. ;)

Tried it.

[errantember.livejournal.com]

The food was terrible, and none of the nurses were cute.

If you get a job there, we'll talk.

Re: Tried it.

[virgogrrl77.livejournal.com]

hey, no flirting with the help.
;)