errantember: (Little Cowboy Scott)
errantember ([personal profile] errantember) wrote2009-06-18 10:53 pm

Coming Home to Roost

After waking up at about 5:30 PM today, I launched into another chicken project with a vengeance. My Fine Feathered Friends have revealed a preference for roosting Elsewhere, Elsewhere, in this context, meaning somewhere other than the coop. The manual relocation this problem causes every night is a far cry from my eventual goal of 100% coop-door-automation.

"Wow, this automatic door is really rad. I'm totally impressed."

"Thanks!"

"Where are the chickens?"

"Over there."

"You mean 'over there' as in 'not in the coop?'"

"Well...yeah."

After perusing a chicken book from the library, I hatched a plot to add a roost to the existing coop, and I just got done installing it and hand-relocating four quiescent poultry to their new digs.

If you push on their chest with your wrist, chickens will climb onto it, just like a parrot.

Just like a parrot, only heavier.

A certain amount of disoriented flapping was involved, but the girls are installed in their new home, and my roommate can look forward to at least several hours of power-tool free audio 10 feet from his bedroom.