Been a strange week...

[errantember]

This week, I've slept with two women, danced with several more, been unexpected kissed goodbye by a transvestite, been slathered with so much pussy my skin was raw and my eyes were bloodshot...

...and yet never had sex by any description once...

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Nevermind condolences. However I try to visualize it, it's just too funny for words.