Been a strange week...

[errantember]

This week, I've slept with two women, danced with several more, been unexpected kissed goodbye by a transvestite, been slathered with so much pussy my skin was raw and my eyes were bloodshot...

...and yet never had sex by any description once...

Comments

[stnuke.livejournal.com]

slathered with so much pussy [...] my eyes were bloodshot

How the hell...?

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Allergies...

[stnuke.livejournal.com]

Nevermind condolences. However I try to visualize it, it's just too funny for words.

[unwiredben.livejournal.com]

Those new trials down at Pharmaco/PPD sure are something. :)

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Yessir. There's more to being a guinea pig than strange rashes and impotence!

[agua-miel.livejournal.com]

You forgot La Mexicana :)

[errantember.livejournal.com]

I don't recall sex at La Mexicana, but everyone else there was at least two feet shorter than me, so maybe I missed something...