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This week, I've slept with two women, danced with several more, been unexpected kissed goodbye by a transvestite, been slathered with so much pussy my skin was raw and my eyes were bloodshot...

...and yet never had sex by any description once...

Date: 2006-01-21 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stnuke.livejournal.com
slathered with so much pussy [...] my eyes were bloodshot

How the hell...?

Date: 2006-01-23 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stnuke.livejournal.com
Nevermind condolences. However I try to visualize it, it's just too funny for words.

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