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I just spent *three* *days* pulling this set off of Flickr, and used four programs, including one I wrote myself, to bring it to you in time for SWSX 2010.

I know that for reasons of audiophilia, film snobbery, and economics that some people, somehow, *love* SXSW. But for those of us who *hate* it, I present what is perhaps my finest work:

NOTE: You need to read the captions, because that's where the funny lives. There's also a minor narative, do going in order is better. Clicky on the pic below for the whole set.



No need to log in! Just click the pic!
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So I posted a link about hating SXSW yesterday, and many of you attempted to view it. However, because of changes in the way that Flickr handles "adult content", you can no longer view that kind of content without logging in, making Flickr basically useless to me. I need a photo archive that anyone can look at with a simple click.

I could unflag all the adult flags on my shots (maybe), but I've already been warned once that if my pictures are mis-flagged, I'll lose my account. So it looks like I might need to find another solution. One that allows me to post whatever the hell I want without being restricted by community judgement. I don't actually have my own hosting service yet (believe it or not), but now might be the right time to set one up.

Hating SXSW is too important to be restricted by the lowest common denominator.
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I've always hated SXSW. Maybe it's all the Intruders. Maybe it's being unable to actually experience my beloved city without a fucking high-priced douchetag. Maybe it's because I've never once actually, you know, *listened* to any of the *music*. But this year, *THIS* *YEAR*, I have my revenge!



There's lot more where that came from, and don't miss out on the comments, or you will miss out on the HATE!
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I'm enjoying my second bowl of organic popcorn cooked on the stove in a pot. Microwave popcorn has been such a part of my life for so long now it didn't really even occur to me to question its benefits. However, not only does my organic stove top popcorn taste better and produce zero garbage, but it also has, over two bowls in a row, produced a *100%* pop rate.

Not a single kernel wasted!
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So I've had:

1 4-year relationship break up over last Valentine's Day

1 lover I've only been dating for two months move to Seattle

1 person I've been interested in for a while but couldn't date due to relationship #1 above hit me up for a date to the Kerrville music festival this weekend (Wohoo!)

1 person I've become re-aquainted with after about a year of no contact who clearly likes me, but probably couldn't handle poly relating right now, *but* just moved out of her boyfriend's house into her own place for reasons yet unexplored.

1 person I finally got over my multi-year obsession with enough to tell her how I feel tell me she's not interested right now despite my 12-page, 2 poem letter spanning 4 cards. :)

At least I like her boyfriend.

1 person I've admired for years invite me to her birthday party that both conflicts with my Kerrville date and will also be attended by the person immediately above

1 reply to an e-mail I sent to my very first lover, a relationship of 4 years, which was broken up by her getting hooked up with a friend of mine of 7 years, who, 9 years of no contact whatsoever later are not only still together, but are likely soon moving to Austin. The e-mail and the information about the move came from completely independent sources, and their occurance within one day of one another after 9 years of no contact is 100% coincidence. Their 9 year relationship and accompanying lack of contact was my first truly polyamorous relationship experience.

I got bled early. :)

I also lost my fucking camera at Goddess Night. A day later no one has found it.

It's been a long day.
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Welcome to Scott's Self-Pity Week! Having just gotten dumped by his girlfriend of four years, Scott will spend this week wallowing in depression, watching horrible relationship movies, listening to Tori Amos and generally feeling sorry for himself! Let's get to the bottom of this hole as soon as possible so we can start moving the other way.

It's going to rock!

Sunday is already off to a good start, with both weather and general circumstance conspiring to assist! It's been cold, pissy, and grey outside for several days now, a perfect setting for our last late-Valentine's Day-and-fourth-anniversary dinner, the last time I'm expecting to have contact with her for some time. In addition, not only do I have a fever from some kind of stomach virus, but almost every muscle in my body is sore from the First Road of Shao-lin Ground Monkey, a form taught by Grand Master Sin that involves a lot of hurling oneself onto the floor from a standing position for no apparent reason. In addition, I've been able to thoroughly re-enforce my black mood and hardened outlook on life by watching Sin City, which at this point seems like one of the best movies I've ever seen. All the vicarious violence and cynacism doesn't hurt much, either. At least, it doesn't hurt me. Many of the characters in the story would feel differently. At least, they would if they were still alive.

I've always been a sucker for love stories with awful endings.

Which brings up to plans for tomorrow! Although I expect a brief respite from misery and woe while watching the Sex Workers Art Show at the Texas Union down on campus (something, we'll note, that would NOT have been held on campus at A&M), I intend to jump right back into the thick of things with Leaving Las Vegas, one of my *other* most favorite love stories of all time! In addition I'll spend time badmouthing my ex to myself, refusing to take any responsibility for whatever I did to contribute to the "failure" of our relationship, and maybe writing something profoundly negative about love for submission to the Voluptuaries, a writing group I just joined.

Stay tuned for more crap later this week!
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Today has been a busy day.

I spent the first 3 hours of my day actually having to be physically present at work (a blessed rarity) in a meeting that only peripherally effected me while panicking about Valentine's Day deadlines. No customers were helped during this meeting. No love letters were written.

I then got a call and finalized the "official" change from a physical to a non-physical relationship with the partner I've spent the most time with over the past four years, and the only person I was currently really physical with at all.



Happy Valentine's Day.



There are actually some really good things about this, but it's hard to remember what they are right now.

Anyway.

In the meantime, I've been writing a fuckload of e-mails, cards, letters, and to-be-recorded phone messages to her and various other people, past an present, who I'm thinking about on Valentine's Day.

The following excerpt is to someone I've been hiding a huge crush from for years who I've finally gotten to know personally enough to take action. I'm fairly certain this won't be the way it's finally delivered, because it's too over the top even for her, but it was too awful not to share somehow, lest I escape unpunished for my unforgivable taste. Perhaps it's soiled presence will serve as a weapon of petty vengeance (the only kind) against the most bipolar of all holidays during my time of discontent.

Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.

(had crush, like you, want you, etc...)
...
have a whole collection of desires
many of which involve clothing
and all of which,
like the clothing,
are completely optional.
And if it would bring happiness to your life
to pursue any of them with me
I might just shit my pants with joy.
After which I would take a shower
and change into different pants
before we spent any time together.
...



Take that, Valentine's Day.

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