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Master Cleanse Wrapup
Sitting on the toilet enjoying my first large bowel movement seems like the ideal time to finish my Master Cleanse series for interested parties.
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Master Cleanse Day 4 Summary
Due to the fact that I spend almost two hours of yesterday driving in 103 degree heat in a car with no air conditioning, which is draining even in the best of health, it was a little hard to differentiate between cleanse-based fatigue and heat stroke. However, overall I felt slightly weaker than Day 3, but otherwise ok.
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Master Cleanse Day 3 Summary
I was more tired yesterday, and had more annoying stomach cramping, though it wasn't bad, simply more noticeable than before. I got up earlier, which mean that I had to meter out my lemonade over a longer period of time. Overall I functioned pretty well, getting a few errands done, reading, and doing some computer work. My purge ended up taking way too long, repeatedly being almost over, then not being over. However, I *am* noticing that I'm more motivated to get out of bed when I'm hungry, and that may actually be a clue to helping myself get up earlier in general. If I deny myself food after a certain time, I might be more encouraged to get up earlier in general. Today I got up before 10 AM, which is nearly unheard of for me.
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Master Cleanse Day 2 Summary
Day two went pretty well. I didn't experience any serious hunger pains, and when I felt hungry I chugged some lemonade and then some water, and I was fine. I felt ok waking up, though I didn't get up until about 3 PM, which really isn't abnormal for me. I tried our Braun juicer instead of doing it by hand, and it's probably *slightly* less messy. I felt mildly light-headed during parts of the day, much of which I spent outside staining floor trim, but not as bad as the day before. My flush wasn't as spectacular, but it still happened. Overall I felt surprisingly fine.
The most interesting thing was going to the grocery store.
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The most interesting thing was going to the grocery store.
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Master Cleanse Day 1 Summary
Drank my first bottle of lemonade from when I got up until 7 PM, then the next from then until midnight.
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Master Cleanse Alpha
So I made my first batch of Master Cleanser a few minutes ago. It tastes pretty good. In a dream I was having this morning, I was anticipating getting back to my dorm room to get started on the cleanse, but was somehow distractingly tempted into violating it a few times before I even got the shit mixed. However, in real life, I've had nothing today except the Cleanser, and my goal is to continue until next Thursday when I will be heading up to my Mom's place in D/FW.
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Two Shades of Brown
I'm starting my Master Cleanse today, and will be posting periodic updates of my condition here.
In other news, I got 80% done cutting the baseboards for the floor today. Tomorrow I will finish cutting and do all of the staining. By tomorrow night or Sunday at the latest, the floor will be 100% done! I've already had several near-religious experiences seeing the new floor at flattering times, and I'm looking forward to weeks of spontaneous orgasms once it's completely finished.
In other news, I got 80% done cutting the baseboards for the floor today. Tomorrow I will finish cutting and do all of the staining. By tomorrow night or Sunday at the latest, the floor will be 100% done! I've already had several near-religious experiences seeing the new floor at flattering times, and I'm looking forward to weeks of spontaneous orgasms once it's completely finished.
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Mastering the Cleanse
I'm going to be trying my first Master Cleanse here in a day or two. Except for the occasional date, now is a good time for me to try it. It also jives with my general program of avoiding allergy-causing foods and saving money on food this week, which was very expensive up-front. I'm going to try for a five-day cleanse the first time. If it works out well, I may make it a regular thing, perhaps every three to six months or so.
I also got two callbacks from resumes I sent out today, and I'll be calling back the first prospect tomorrow. The company actually looks both really cool and like a place where my skills and interests will be appreciated. If I could land a 6-month contract, I could raise enough money to pay for at least a year of living, which would really help my fledgling freelancing work.
I also got two callbacks from resumes I sent out today, and I'll be calling back the first prospect tomorrow. The company actually looks both really cool and like a place where my skills and interests will be appreciated. If I could land a 6-month contract, I could raise enough money to pay for at least a year of living, which would really help my fledgling freelancing work.