errantember: (darth bobo)
errantember ([personal profile] errantember) wrote2009-07-14 05:25 pm
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Misunderstandings

Don't Fucking Touch Me

Which part of "To touch me is to die" did you not understand?

[identity profile] lorelein.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
You're such a (mosquito) tease.

[identity profile] dj-warhammer.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Only you would take the time to take a picture BEFORE washing the mosquito carcass off your arm.

[identity profile] errantember.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Not just on me, but *in* me. I'm sure I smashed it's perverse little proboscis deep into my arm! It took some scrubbing for the itching to stop.

I resisted the urge to lick the blood, knowing it was mine to begin with.