errantember: (darth bobo)
Don't Fucking Touch Me

Which part of "To touch me is to die" did you not understand?
errantember: (Little Cowboy Scott)
I just killed about 400 mosquito larva by siphon draining my Mom's fountain. I'm watching some of them twitch in breathless agony as I'm typing this. I've been tormented at my house by mosquitoes recently, and this is sweet, sweet revenge!

And if that's not doing God's Work, I don't know what is!
errantember: (Cooking!)
...with this shortbread is that before it's even done cooling, I'm realizing I didn't make enough!

Urp.
errantember: (Little Cowboy Scott)
WE ARE PLEASED TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR MOTORCYCLE HAS BEEN SHIPPED.

In a few days it will arrive at the Schenker Depot in Sumner, Washington, USA from where it will be sent directly to you by truck with a lift gate.

WheeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!

My Anti-Manifestation Theory that the vehicle (ordered months and months ago) would arrive just in time for the worst possible temperature is precisely correct!

Time to go helmet shopping...

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