errantember: (St. Ember)
errantember ([personal profile] errantember) wrote2007-09-27 12:23 am

I'm "Teambuilding" tomorrow and Friday.

Evidently this is some kind of corporate group-think indoctrination program, hereby dubbed by me a "Customer Inservice," that allows us to waste time "bonding" on the corporate nickel while customers understandingly stand by.

If I use the word "synergy" at any point in the next thirty days, please force-feed me a bottle of Jim Bean and dump me in front of a Mexican whorehouse.



You have your instructions.

[identity profile] gyesika.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Can I force feed you Jim Bean and drop you outside of a mexican whorehouse, anyway? Cause that sounds like a whole lot of fun.

No.

[identity profile] errantember.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to do more Teambuilding tomorrow, and don't want to do it with a hangover and crabs...

[identity profile] austingoddess.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'd do that even if you didn't. :)
What's the punishment for pro-active, continuity, solution planning, knowledge transfer or integrated anything?

Permanent banishment...

[identity profile] errantember.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
...into social work.

[identity profile] austingoddess.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Beetlejuice reference? :)

[identity profile] breasystorm.livejournal.com 2007-09-27 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
have fun...*smirk*

I did!

[identity profile] errantember.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Today I spent twenty minutes pushing a balloon into the backside of my boss with my chest, and failing to build towers out of pasta and marshmallows.

Can't wait to see what's on for tomorrow!