I'm "Teambuilding" tomorrow and Friday.

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Evidently this is some kind of corporate group-think indoctrination program, hereby dubbed by me a "Customer Inservice," that allows us to waste time "bonding" on the corporate nickel while customers understandingly stand by.

If I use the word "synergy" at any point in the next thirty days, please force-feed me a bottle of Jim Bean and dump me in front of a Mexican whorehouse.



You have your instructions.

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I did!

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Today I spent twenty minutes pushing a balloon into the backside of my boss with my chest, and failing to build towers out of pasta and marshmallows.

Can't wait to see what's on for tomorrow!