errantember: (Little Cowboy Scott)
errantember ([personal profile] errantember) wrote2009-06-03 08:08 pm
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The Joy of Abortion!

I just killed about 400 mosquito larva by siphon draining my Mom's fountain. I'm watching some of them twitch in breathless agony as I'm typing this. I've been tormented at my house by mosquitoes recently, and this is sweet, sweet revenge!

And if that's not doing God's Work, I don't know what is!

[identity profile] goudananda.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I take joy in taking life from other beings but...sending them down the food chain seems to appeal to me. I'd feel better making sure they were food for some other creature, seems less villainous.

[identity profile] errantember.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I did re-direct the water onto my Mom's roses, so if they need protein, they got some.

On the other hand, I think even Jesus probably secretly enjoyed killing mosquitoes. I refuse to believe in any God that would punish me for enjoying sadistic pleasure while killing them. They not only deserve to die, they deserve to die as painfully and in as much panic as possible.

I got really excited about some really horrific way to kill mosquitoes the other day, but I don't remember what it was, except that it was worse than mildly injuring them with your hands and then individually burning off their limbs with a lighter.

God willing, I'll remember what that was...

[identity profile] gailmom.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
as someone whose yard is infested (thanks to this rather exceptional drought we find ourselves in, my creek has not been a creek for over a year now, just a series of puddles), all I can say is:

*rubs hands* exxellleeent! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[identity profile] errantember.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's not normal.