The Joy of Abortion!

[errantember]

I just killed about 400 mosquito larva by siphon draining my Mom's fountain. I'm watching some of them twitch in breathless agony as I'm typing this. I've been tormented at my house by mosquitoes recently, and this is sweet, sweet revenge!

And if that's not doing God's Work, I don't know what is!

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[errantember.livejournal.com]

Well, I did re-direct the water onto my Mom's roses, so if they need protein, they got some.

On the other hand, I think even Jesus probably secretly enjoyed killing mosquitoes. I refuse to believe in any God that would punish me for enjoying sadistic pleasure while killing them. They not only deserve to die, they deserve to die as painfully and in as much panic as possible.

I got really excited about some really horrific way to kill mosquitoes the other day, but I don't remember what it was, except that it was worse than mildly injuring them with your hands and then individually burning off their limbs with a lighter.

God willing, I'll remember what that was...