I was reading this whole post with a very excited and intense look on my face right up until the point where you said "armored chest-piece of vegetable steamers", and then I choked and sprayed apple juice all over the living room.
You'd better come help me clean it up. But I request that you wear your armored chest-piece of vegetable steamers.
(This didn't really happen. But it's CRAZY funny, so I know you forgive me. Right? And this comment could totally count as my Voluptuaries cred for September. You think?)
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Date: 2008-09-29 02:43 am (UTC)You'd better come help me clean it up. But I request that you wear your armored chest-piece of vegetable steamers.
(This didn't really happen. But it's CRAZY funny, so I know you forgive me. Right? And this comment could totally count as my Voluptuaries cred for September. You think?)