So I'm at the DPS waiting to get my new driver's license...

...and, like anyone at the DPS, I'm bored. Usually in situations like these I meditate, but as is often the case while waiting in line after Taking a Number, I find myself fantasizing about new and exotic bureaucracies to add to our beloved state government. And which new office was birthed from the fertile imaginative soil of my monkey-shit green vinyl chair?

The Department of Adhesive Gynecology