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Flipside Anti-serendipity
May. 24th, 2006 12:35 amThis man is a Goober!
At a strictly-necessary Wal-Mart stop on the way to Poly Big Fun 2006, I discovered these. I bought one, and not only does it make a handy keychain light, but it's also has an component to the light that's blacklight active. The *only* place they are available in this region is at Wal-Mart. No online orders. No bulk discounts. No Alternative.
So, realizing this is ideal grassy-playa schwag (especially at under $2 each) I headed out to the local Wal-Mart to see if I could find some.
First Wal-Mart? Strike 1.
Second Wal-Mart? Not only Strike 2, but as I'm slowly going crazy making my way down each and every checkout lane (the *only* place they are sold) I see none other than our Fearless Leader Stephen with a huge pile of groceries, including *suprise!* the only box of Universal Finger Lights in the store two people in front of me at the checkout line!
Mother fucker!
So after saying hi and swearing at him, I proceed to Wal-Mart #3, and:
Strike out.
Fuck me. :)
At a strictly-necessary Wal-Mart stop on the way to Poly Big Fun 2006, I discovered these. I bought one, and not only does it make a handy keychain light, but it's also has an component to the light that's blacklight active. The *only* place they are available in this region is at Wal-Mart. No online orders. No bulk discounts. No Alternative.
So, realizing this is ideal grassy-playa schwag (especially at under $2 each) I headed out to the local Wal-Mart to see if I could find some.
First Wal-Mart? Strike 1.
Second Wal-Mart? Not only Strike 2, but as I'm slowly going crazy making my way down each and every checkout lane (the *only* place they are sold) I see none other than our Fearless Leader Stephen with a huge pile of groceries, including *suprise!* the only box of Universal Finger Lights in the store two people in front of me at the checkout line!
Mother fucker!
So after saying hi and swearing at him, I proceed to Wal-Mart #3, and:
Strike out.
Fuck me. :)
