Keeping those Freaks away...

In the latest development in my wildly unsuccessful plan to prevent people from liking me and keep them out of the hot tub in my bedroom, I've just purchased an 1800 lumen DLP projector (with extra bulb).

The main reason I'm getting it is to do firedancing theater craziness with it, but it's also possible to imagine it might have Other Uses. Especially once one of the (mirrored) walls in my hot tub is relocated somewhere where it won't prevent me from basking in the glow of an 8-foot-tall naked Uma Thurman.