Sometimes Negative is Good

I'm happy to report that I'm still negative for everything that TSTD tests for in this panel.

Stop looking at me like that!

It's just fucking ice cream!

The Best Part of "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul...

...is this incredibly flawed idea that anyone scamming on Paula Abdul would be like "oh...yeah...actually, I'm just a playa trying to into your pants. Sorry."