Goddamn it.

Both mail.yahoo.com and www.netaddress.com are failing to get me to my mail, despite the fact that the *rest* of the Interweb-thing seems to be working. This is completely unacceptable, because I am a fucking e-mail addict who *must* check his e-mail every ten minutes to prevent spontaneous death. The fact that I *seem* to be able to check them from my phone somehow isn't providing the same warm fuzzy that I get from seeing them on my computer screen.

After taking two hours...

...to successfully add about 3 seconds of silence to the end of an audio clip using the world's most powerful audio software, I think it's time for bed.

Just when you thought it was safe...

If you haven't seen the original Tripping the Rift video that inspired this outfit, then you're *seriously* missing out. It's among the funniest five minutes you could possibly hope to see. And it is *NOT* work safe.

At all.