Not to seem arrogant or short-tempered...

[errantember]

...but I often feel the only reason I don't beat the living shit out of our Divine Creator is because I don't believe in picking on people who are weaker than me. Not even with the little earworm in my head that goes:

"Sometimes, it's fun, to beat the weak..."

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[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

I had a dream last night that I went to a church where people had sex with God.

It was pretty wierd to see guys getting lifted up in the air and fucked by an invisible force.

(BTW, God does not use lube when He fucks you in the a**.)