I voted.

[errantember]

If you have not yet voted, I'm officially Better Than You.

If you do not vote, I will fart on your pillow. Unless you're a Republican. Then I'll kiss any part of your body you choose.*








* with appropriate protection

Comments

[darthbecca.livejournal.com]

I voteded!!

[gailmom.livejournal.com]

how the heck are you all getting to vote early? why have I never heard of this before?

I feel so out of the loop. *pout*

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Thank!

Nope, these were 100% hackable, no-paper-trail-for-the-voter-type machines. They weren't made by Diebold, but that hardly matters. I've thought it would be cool to make logo stickers of all the companies that make non-traceable voting machines that say "I voted twice!"

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Go 'becca!

[comodulate.livejournal.com]

What is appropriate protection for a republican? Drywall?

[errantember.livejournal.com]

If I didn't have to kiss it, lead.

I'd be totally happy to kiss as many Republicans as it takes to get them to not vote. They're not necessarily bad people, but they've had their 8 years, and it's time for something different.