I voted.

[errantember]

If you have not yet voted, I'm officially Better Than You.

If you do not vote, I will fart on your pillow. Unless you're a Republican. Then I'll kiss any part of your body you choose.*








* with appropriate protection

Comments

[comodulate.livejournal.com]

What is appropriate protection for a republican? Drywall?

[errantember.livejournal.com]

If I didn't have to kiss it, lead.

I'd be totally happy to kiss as many Republicans as it takes to get them to not vote. They're not necessarily bad people, but they've had their 8 years, and it's time for something different.