errantember

6:30 PM) Look for Legendary Pink Dots ticket. Can't find it.
6:32 PM) Check e-mail. Delivery : "USPS"
6:45 PM) Call Ticketmaster "Too late to help. Show in two hours."
7:00 PM) Search random Piles of Mail for ticket. No ticket. No Dots!
7:27 PM) Search through *all* of the last two weeks of circulars in recycle bin.
8:04 PM) Find ticket! Yay! I Recycle = No Rotten Bacon on Ticket.

8:30 PM) Imbibe fungus. Feel ill. Cough.
8:34 PM) Check Bus Schedule
8:37 PM) Discover Bus Strike = No Service to/from downtown
8:38 PM) Swear a lot

8:29 PM) Look at car keys
8:30 PM) Think of the children
8:31 PM) Swear more

8:45 PM) Call cab company
8:48 PM) Get put on hold forever due to bus strike
8:55 PM) Call Other Cab Company
8:59 PM) Get put on hold forever due to bus strike
9:15 PM) Get operator for cab company. Forget to turn off Mute. Get hung up on.
9:16 PM) Curse like a choir boy
9:30 PM) Pay $20 for cab fare 6 fucking miles to downtown

9:45 PM) Arrive at Stubb's

Ticket Says: "Doors open at 9 PM."
Doorman Says: "Doors open at 11 PM. Dots play at midnight."
Fungus Says: "Hi!"
I Say: "Shit!"

10:00 PM) Wobble to coffee shop. Enjoy traffic and other lighting.
10:10 PM) Purchase cider. Purchase Superfood. Unify with couch.
10.15 PM) Read Onion. Laugh. Read more. Giggle.
10:20 PM) Notice increasingly pretty lights
10:45 PM) Clutch couch. Stare at non-stationary ceiling. Onion now in Cyrillic. Time to go.
10:55 PM) Wobble back to Stubbs
11:05 PM) Get good "seat." See friends. Sip Superfood, slowly
12:03 AM) Wobble to Dots. Dots technical, colorful, and self-absorbed. Just like me!
12:30 AM) Practically get fellated by horn player *through* saxophone
12:35 AM) Wow! Bright light in saxophone! Sax player now my friend.
1:45 AM) Wobble to DJ Void. Wish Void Happy Birthday!
2:30 AM) Wobble to $20 cab drive home
4:00 AM) Wobble to bed