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[errantember]

There is a 300 lb thing with 14 legs and a Darth-Vader-like breathing apparatus lying in my bed.

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[gailmom.livejournal.com]

make it use lube....

[errantember.livejournal.com]

What my Mom does in her spare time is none of my business.

The dogs seem sufficiently lubricated already.