My Life In Picture Form

[errantember]

Through some indirect yet disturbingly accurate means, this picture sums up my entire life.

Comments

[gailmom.livejournal.com]

You're so special. :P

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Clearly, that is part of this picture's message.

Thanks!

[bouncyone.livejournal.com]

hmmm... *nods his head* interesting...

and what do you see in the picture?

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Well, if we want to try to analyze it, I can see several elements.

Hazily-focused but clearly in the foreground is The Chicken, long considered The Most Important Thing Ever by the less sane portion of my own internal mythos. Every-present in the background is the lazy, smooth-looking cool cat who is confidently fulfilling his life's purpose by doing absolutely nothing. Trapped in the middle is the Id of my warlike Germanic background, grinding his teeth impotently on the nuts of Christmas, which I generally hate, instead of those of his enemies as he probably originally intended.

Of course, that's just a surface analysis. What do the condiments in the foreground mean? The ghostly shoji-reflections in the window behind? And what's that *outside* the window, lurking in the darkness?

The mind boggles.

[bouncyone.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*
err
*get back in his chair and strokes his goatee*
ahhh yes... i see what you mean...