What's Up with Men in Porn?

[errantember]

I mean, these guys are getting worked over by people whom they, as a sex, have been most conditioned to want, and yet they have virtually no facial expression or commentary beyond the occasional canned "take it baby." Obviously they're *in* to what's going on, or we'd know otherwise. Unlike the women, they can't fake it. And yet, they're *so* undemonstrative.

I don't get it.

Comments

[kiki39.livejournal.com]

*looks at your girl-monkey icon with my boy-monkey icon* O_O

[gailmom.livejournal.com]

*girl monkey shakes her tail at your boy monkey*

[kiki39.livejournal.com]

Note stiffness of boy-monkey icon's tail (while maintaining his rather neutral facial expression).

(With apologies to Errantember for attempting to initiate hot cross-dressing sock-monkey icon sex in his very serious post... )

[gailmom.livejournal.com]

Is this where the director says "cut" and the poor sock monkey boy has to maintain his stiff tail while the girl monkey gets her makeup touched up and her tail checked for stray hairs?

[kiki39.livejournal.com]

Anyone wanna fluff my monkey?

[oracle-tx.livejournal.com]

*tries not to die laughing at the sock monkey porn production while at work*

Honestly during sex I lose certain cognitive functions. Talking is tough, and please don't say anything in another language! My brain and the sex comes to a screeching halt while I try to translate, even if I don't know the language.

[errantember.livejournal.com]

You have *no* sense of propriety.

[kiki39.livejournal.com]

Blame Canada!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

As an American born and raised, my only to major responses to Canada are ignorance and blame. In fact, it's a pretty amusing prejudice. It's mild, but very prevalent and somewhat insidious because of it's mildness. If you feel like killing someone just because they're from a different country, you might do a double-take. If you are simply annoyed because someone from a certain country thinks they're somehow relevant, you're much less likely to judge yourself harshly.