Using Windows is like being ass-raped by a Mastodon

It was bad enough for the years I hatefully defaulted to it as my main operating system, but since I've Switched it's taken on whole new levels of supernatural horror. There mere thought of trying to recount the trial in detail brings forth visions of sucking on shotgun, so I won't. After spending over 20 fucking hours this weekend on an installation of Windows XP that took over 9 attempts to finally work, along the way causing no less than $800 worth of damage to various pieces of necessary computer hardware and requiring the movement of no less than 15 different pieces of same, I *never* want to fucking hear about the pain of Jesus Our Savior or childbirth again.


Take a pill and quit yer whining.


Thank God (or someone) I have a fucking punching bag. Thank God I used the Big Chain to hang it.