Seen on a car passing me in traffic.

"If Mary was pro-choice, there would be no Christmas!"

If Mary had a choice, she might have kept baby Jesus anyway.
If Mary didn't have a choice, she was effectively raped by God. Are you saying that having Christmas is so wonderful that it justifies worshipping a rapist?

Note to anti-choice advocates: It's not the pro-choice crowd that's trying to force anyone to do anything. There wasn't anyone present at the Divine Conception saying "we should force this woman to have an abortion." There isn't anyone doing it now, either.

I'm not saying this is a simple issue, because it's not. The above bumper sticker makes anyone associated with it look like un-educated knee-jerk dipshit. If I had issues with the idea of unborn babies being killed, I wouldn't want this bumper sticker making me look like an over-simplifying moron.

It's hard to take the moral high road when you're tripping over your untied shoelaces.