Really?

Defensive driving?

Really, REALLY boring.

Really.

The Voice of Wisdom Speaks!

From my defensive driving course:

"Less than 5% of the population uses illegal drugs. "

Not from Austin, I see.

There is a significant risk...

...that fatigue and boredom induced by my defensive driving course may render me unsafe to operate a motor vehicle.

This will *not* be my last complaint.

The End of No Bread

Being forced to avoid yeast for someone like me is torture. I've had exactly one good meal with bread in the past 9 months, and I paid for it in the form of fever-like symptoms for at least one night. Not to mention the number it's doing on my immune system in the process. I am happy to report that the New Best Recipe has an entry for a few different types of soda bread, so it's time to jump back on the baking bandwagon and bake some up, possibly with some shortbread to round things out.

I was *sorely* tempted to write into the feedback for the online defensive driving course "ability to maintain consciousness dependent on the availability of 'Schoolboy Crush' video."

Hell, it worked! I got a 95% on the test, and am sufficiently horny to go practice my routine for the Erotic Carnival.