errantember

I've now been twice to see Deep Sea 3D at the Texas IMAX Theater in downtown Austin. I've seen a few cheesey 3-D movies in the past, but this blows them all out of the...no it doesn't. It puts them all to shame. The feeling of actually being completely underwater (porn) surrounded by sea critters is absolutely uncanny. *AND* it doesn't cost any more than a normal movie. You *will*, within seconds of starting, be reaching out in front of your face and gesticulating in the air like an idiot in front of many other people. My only critique (not porn) is that it's too short at only about 45 minutes. Not only are the visuals (porn) the most amazing thing I've ever seen on a movie screen, but the narration is done by Kate Winslet and Johnny Depp (PORN!) and the music is by Danny Elfman (Circus porn.) This completely raises the bar for all future cinema experiences, and is a turning point for the entire industry. Like the Palm computing platform, this technology has emerged from obscurity to be on the verge of going mainstream.

Movies (porn) will never be the same again.