I'd hate to be accused of watching too much Star Trek...

[errantember]

...but have become completely enamored with the idea of tricking out my sex toy box with a Borg theme, complete with green lighting, faux implants, and a "You will be (perhaps stimulated?) assimilated!" audio feature when it's opened. There's only a fairly small number of lovers who would find this more of a turn on than a joke, but those people would already have their clothes off before they even hear:

"Resistance is futile!"

Three weeks, 4.2 seasons.

Kit and Kiki will probably write a story about this long before I ever take action...

Comments

[todfox.livejournal.com]

We have plans for the Borg, oh yes.

[kiki39.livejournal.com]

We may have to call in Scott as a guest consultant for this one, no? Or perhaps he can have a cameo as a lucky redshirt... :P

You might want to hit me now...

[errantember.livejournal.com]

...while the knowledge is still fresh.

I may forget that Seven of Nine is the tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix 01 if you wait too long.

Re: You might want to hit me now...

[kiki39.livejournal.com]

Eh, you and Kit are the geeks, I just write the naughty bits. :P