It's a Sin Against God...

[errantember]

...that I'm even awake right now, much less almost ready to leave for my Motorcycle Safety Course first day of riding. Five hours on the bike, starting at 7 AM and probably about 45 degrees, will be followed by lunch and then three hours of classroom time.

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[dj-warhammer.livejournal.com]

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"Oh, why I busied myself with my Motorcyle Safety Course!"
*lightning crashes in the background, accompanied by over-the-top 80's guitar riffs*

See? It's just an awesome thing to say.

You also have the added bonus of being able to ride around going, "Ciaaaaaoooo," at everyone.

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[errantember.livejournal.com]

...while drinking tea from a tiny cup with one finger in the air.

I like the picture!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

It has a Lenin/Ming the Merciless appeal, while still looking good.

There are several women in the class, all of them cool in various ways. One of them is actually from near Hannover in Germany. Ironic that I thought her accent was South African when we first met.

Also, the women in the videos are *fucking* *hot*, which adds a surprising amount to the course. They're all obviously experienced riders, and considering the sexual motivations of large numbers of motorcycle riders, it's a really good move to have hot people in the videos.