errantember: (darth bobo)
Every time I use Advantage on Louie, I always get a little sick for a few days. I originally assumed it was something in the chemical itself that might be causing it, which is reasonable since it's designed to infiltrate the target's system and stick around for a month. As much as it would be helpful to not touch him for a few days after administration, anyone who's met him knows that one's level of exposure to Louie Love is not always up to the receiver. However, another thought occurred to me. I'm *definitely* allergic to flea bites, and it could be that when I treated Louie, the existing crop of tiny vampires may have abandoned Puggle and may be biting *me* instead! I've got several welt-like things on my body now that could well be flea bites.

Time to wash the the sheets...
errantember: (St. Ember)
Although it turns out that diatomaceous earth is very effective as long as it stays dry, its effectiveness fades rapidly with exposure to water. Having gone from 15 fleas-on-the-dog-per-outing to zero for at least a month twice now, *and* being denied the use of my sprinkler system for the entire interregnum, I've given up on it as a long-term solution to my problem.

The fleas in the previous post were gathered, *by hand*, from either my own body or that of Loki (who is growing tired of being incessantly pinched! Poor puppy!) over the space of less than three days. Moreover, in the fifteen minutes between when I took this picture and when I managed to upload it, I put at least *30* more fleas into the mug. I stopped counting at 29 and then put it another 5 or 10.

To precipitate the next flea holocaust, I've turned to nematodes. As appealing as the slow cutting-and-dehydration death of diatomaceous earth was, the idea of unleashing a screaming horde of tiny, worm-like predators that will devour the fleas offspring in an Alien-like way is so exciting I can barely contain myself!

I treated the entire yard using a spray applicator earlier tonight. Nematodes require a 20% water density in soil, so in addition to recent rain, I watered the entire yard for an hour first. Then, after I got done, it immediately starting raining! Instead of being pissed when this happened after the first time I put down diatomaceous earth, instead I was ecstatic!

I see this as a sign from The Universe blessing my psychomaniacal agenda.

Sometimes, it's fun to kill. :)
errantember: (St. Ember)
CMBC Presents the 2006 Flealympics, live from Austin, Texas!

8:45 PM CST: EVENT -:- Synchronized Sinking



Announcer 1: "This has been a breathtaking competition!"
Announcer 2: "You can say that again! Did you see those last few feeble kicks?"
Announcer 1: "And that nearly vertical trajectory! Epic!"
Announcer 1: "Which competitor is this?"
Announcer 2: "I hate to sound bigoted, but they all look the same to me."
Announcer 1: "Don't feel bad. You're not alone."

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