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It's time to stalk mannequins!
Sep. 11th, 2006 12:50 amIf there's one thing I've gotten from my Burning Man decompression experience this year, it's that it's time to stalk mannequins.
One night recently I was waiting for a friend at Whole Foods. I noticed the displays across the street were visually pretty interesting, so I pulled out my camera and started panning around. That's when I noticed the firmly erect nipple of one of the mannequins on display. The entire montage of me creepily hiding in the dark across the street to take secret pervy pictures of a non-victim was too fantastic to resist. I immediately formed the intention to develop a new disturbing habit of stalking mannequins throughout Austin (and why stop there?) Once I get my car fully legal again to assist with the inevitable (and likely highly amusing) interaction with curious police hard at work protecting the harrassment-free work environment of the local plastic undead, I'll be ready to get started. I'm tempted to get a party together and make it into a theater experience, but I think to begin with it's more authentically creepy to do it alone.
You can bet the pictures will be on Flickr. Oh yes they will.
One night recently I was waiting for a friend at Whole Foods. I noticed the displays across the street were visually pretty interesting, so I pulled out my camera and started panning around. That's when I noticed the firmly erect nipple of one of the mannequins on display. The entire montage of me creepily hiding in the dark across the street to take secret pervy pictures of a non-victim was too fantastic to resist. I immediately formed the intention to develop a new disturbing habit of stalking mannequins throughout Austin (and why stop there?) Once I get my car fully legal again to assist with the inevitable (and likely highly amusing) interaction with curious police hard at work protecting the harrassment-free work environment of the local plastic undead, I'll be ready to get started. I'm tempted to get a party together and make it into a theater experience, but I think to begin with it's more authentically creepy to do it alone.
You can bet the pictures will be on Flickr. Oh yes they will.
