When Animals Attack!
Jul. 8th, 2011 04:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
errantemberI was just attacked by a squirrel.
I was at Mozarts, and there was a cute squirrel dirt-bathing in a nearby planter. I got out a piece of walnut, and held it out. Sure enough, the squirrel approached cautiously, took the nut, and proceeded to do the adorable, patented, "squirrel eating nut beneath bushy tail" routine.
That's when the horror began.
The squirrel, intrigued by this considerate new food source, decided to investigate more closely. Leaping to my table, it quickly homed in to the smell of the remaining walnut in my hand. It jumped over my laptop, landed in my lap, scrabbled up my arm, and tried to steal my nut. My impotent flailing narrowly prevented theft of the nut, but earned me a painful bite! I was then forced to shoo my assailant off of the table, which took substantially more intimidation than one would guess.
Brief research online suggests that getting rabies from a squirrel is pretty unlikely, and getting shots is only advised if the squirrel is clearly behaving strangely.
In this case, I asked for it.
I was at Mozarts, and there was a cute squirrel dirt-bathing in a nearby planter. I got out a piece of walnut, and held it out. Sure enough, the squirrel approached cautiously, took the nut, and proceeded to do the adorable, patented, "squirrel eating nut beneath bushy tail" routine.
That's when the horror began.
The squirrel, intrigued by this considerate new food source, decided to investigate more closely. Leaping to my table, it quickly homed in to the smell of the remaining walnut in my hand. It jumped over my laptop, landed in my lap, scrabbled up my arm, and tried to steal my nut. My impotent flailing narrowly prevented theft of the nut, but earned me a painful bite! I was then forced to shoo my assailant off of the table, which took substantially more intimidation than one would guess.
Brief research online suggests that getting rabies from a squirrel is pretty unlikely, and getting shots is only advised if the squirrel is clearly behaving strangely.
In this case, I asked for it.
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Date: 2011-07-09 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-09 04:24 am (UTC)They are delicious when they are breaded, fried, and dipped in country gravy, though.....
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Date: 2011-07-09 04:27 am (UTC)I was bit when I was little. Mom had to smack me to stop the screaming. I got the shots. Little brother thought the squirrel was dead, poked not-dead zombie squirrel with a stick that launched the little bugger onto my thumb. Full through and through puncture with Ben-Hur like blood squirting action.
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Date: 2011-07-09 07:05 am (UTC)