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I was just attacked by a squirrel.

I was at Mozarts, and there was a cute squirrel dirt-bathing in a nearby planter. I got out a piece of walnut, and held it out. Sure enough, the squirrel approached cautiously, took the nut, and proceeded to do the adorable, patented, "squirrel eating nut beneath bushy tail" routine.

That's when the horror began.

The squirrel, intrigued by this considerate new food source, decided to investigate more closely. Leaping to my table, it quickly homed in to the smell of the remaining walnut in my hand. It jumped over my laptop, landed in my lap, scrabbled up my arm, and tried to steal my nut. My impotent flailing narrowly prevented theft of the nut, but earned me a painful bite! I was then forced to shoo my assailant off of the table, which took substantially more intimidation than one would guess.

Brief research online suggests that getting rabies from a squirrel is pretty unlikely, and getting shots is only advised if the squirrel is clearly behaving strangely.

In this case, I asked for it.

While wandering my back yard yesterday, my mother heard what could only be described as an ominous creaking noise. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that a huge branch of one of my ash juniper trees had partially broken at the crook of the tree, and was just *waiting* to come down, partly on my bedroom. The branch is about 30 feet long, and about 10 inches across at it's biggest point. I'm working on putting together the story of my co-op, so I decided to record the audio of the whole experience for use on the website. My roommate was just leaving, so I was without help for the rest of the day, and the situation was clearly dangerous enough to require immediate action.
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