Meatloaf.

[errantember]

The word "meatloaf" already has a certain magic about it. But when it's belched directly into the face of a hungry dog after actually having *eaten* meatloaf, it's elevated comfortably into the sublime.

Comments

Re: uh oh!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

That's cute.

Dogs don't really have to aim with their farts. They get enough...distribution...without directional targeting.

Re: uh oh!

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

Dogs don't really have to aim with their farts.

yeah...well...neither do boys. :P

Re: uh oh!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Not true. Many people I've known, male and female, deliberately aim their farts at, say, someone's pillow.

"I fart in your general direction!"