A depth of shallow obervations

[errantember]

So, during my multiple-hundred-dollar shopping run up to the non-commercial Burning Man event, I am unable to escape noticing that the women at Wal-Mart are hotter than the women at the mall. What does this say about the war of commercialism? What does this say about society? What does it say about me?

Someone, ANYONE, please help me figure it out!

I'm so confused.

Scott