That Man!

[errantember]

I think it's fairly obvious to even the casual observer that my general MALENESS is so indescribably superlative that most other men near me have to exert a physical effort not to simply grovel at my feet. This, *aura*, if you will, has already been proven beyond even irrational doubt the day that, unlike the effete masses who took the *safe* route and chose to enjoy their processed wheat product without undue risk, I actually managed to injure myself, drawing *actual* *blood*, by eating a Fruit Loop.

In case the world, mostly distant from my total and effortless dominance, has had cause to forget me, I decided to up the ante today by violating the physical integrity of the inside of my mouth, once again spilling my precious lifeblood...

...while eating yogurt.


Kneel before Zod.

Comments

Bah!

[oracle-tx.livejournal.com]

Man up, give yourself some stitches, and quit whining about it. I bleed while eating chips and salsa by chewing the chips with my gums, ignoring teeth altogether. Each chip is utterly slathered in salsa that if left in the bowl, would eat a hole through it and the table. Do you hear me complaining? No, I am loving every minute of it!

*beats chest*

(almost managing to keep a straight face...)

Re: Bah!

[worldmegan.livejournal.com]

Ya'll are crazy and bonkers and REALLY funny. I am keelt.

Re: Bah!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

One way or another, you're on the floor.

Unlike me, it's not from yogurt-induced blood loss.

Re: Bah!

[agua-miel.livejournal.com]

One way or another, you're on the floor.

That was devastatingly sexy

Re: Bah!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Re: Bah!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

I managed to embed a fairly large chunk of tortilla chip inside my cheek for several minutes before I figured out why it was so hard to move with my tongue.

Food is dangerous.