Sometimes Creativity is Bad
Apr. 4th, 2008 12:52 amSo I'm working on my Kid Beyond wanna-be setup with Ableton Live. Although I'm only using the computer and a set of headphones at the moment, I'm simulating a stage setup where there will only be a MIDI device (probably a keyboard in my case instead of foot pedals) and a microphone. So far it's going pretty well, I just hit a key and it starts recording, then loops that loop until I tell it to stop, then I add more loops on top until I get dizzy.
On the way to Poly First Wednesday this week, my Inner Five-Year-Old Dictator was busily composing a song about how much better he is than everyone else, and how totally unreasonable it is for anyone to waste his time by imagining their own priorities to somehow be relevant. So far I've only gotten a few lines done, but like any project that at least part of me finds really important, it's taken on a life of it's own. The opening line is:
"I don't have time to tell you about all the things I don't have time for."
I look forward to a day when my perfectionistic self will be willing to perform it in public.
Assuming I have time.
On the way to Poly First Wednesday this week, my Inner Five-Year-Old Dictator was busily composing a song about how much better he is than everyone else, and how totally unreasonable it is for anyone to waste his time by imagining their own priorities to somehow be relevant. So far I've only gotten a few lines done, but like any project that at least part of me finds really important, it's taken on a life of it's own. The opening line is:
"I don't have time to tell you about all the things I don't have time for."
I look forward to a day when my perfectionistic self will be willing to perform it in public.
Assuming I have time.
I think it's fairly obvious to even the casual observer that my general MALENESS is so indescribably superlative that most other men near me have to exert a physical effort not to simply grovel at my feet. This, *aura*, if you will, has already been proven beyond even irrational doubt the day that, unlike the effete masses who took the *safe* route and chose to enjoy their processed wheat product without undue risk, I actually managed to injure myself, drawing *actual* *blood*, by eating a Fruit Loop.
In case the world, mostly distant from my total and effortless dominance, has had cause to forget me, I decided to up the ante today by violating the physical integrity of the inside of my mouth, once again spilling my precious lifeblood...
...while eating yogurt.
Kneel before Zod.
In case the world, mostly distant from my total and effortless dominance, has had cause to forget me, I decided to up the ante today by violating the physical integrity of the inside of my mouth, once again spilling my precious lifeblood...
...while eating yogurt.
Kneel before Zod.
Ten Weird Things Meme
Dec. 20th, 2006 05:44 amI've been tagged by Myndsweep to do the:
10 Weird Things Meme
RULES: Each player of this game starts off
with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People
who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird
habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At
the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
Online memes generally annoy me, and I usually don't participate in them. Because I like Myndsweep, I'll fill out my ten things, but I'm not tagging anyone. The insanity stops here. :)
1) Since we've been discussing circumcision recently, I'll mention that my penis was so big as a baby that it wouldn't fit in the circumcision machine. They had to do it by hand. I bear the uneven scars today. I was 9 pounds, 9 ounces at birth, and the nurses in the hospital called me "Buster."
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10 Weird Things Meme
RULES: Each player of this game starts off
with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People
who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird
habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At
the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
Online memes generally annoy me, and I usually don't participate in them. Because I like Myndsweep, I'll fill out my ten things, but I'm not tagging anyone. The insanity stops here. :)
1) Since we've been discussing circumcision recently, I'll mention that my penis was so big as a baby that it wouldn't fit in the circumcision machine. They had to do it by hand. I bear the uneven scars today. I was 9 pounds, 9 ounces at birth, and the nurses in the hospital called me "Buster."
( Read more... )