That Man!

[errantember]

I think it's fairly obvious to even the casual observer that my general MALENESS is so indescribably superlative that most other men near me have to exert a physical effort not to simply grovel at my feet. This, *aura*, if you will, has already been proven beyond even irrational doubt the day that, unlike the effete masses who took the *safe* route and chose to enjoy their processed wheat product without undue risk, I actually managed to injure myself, drawing *actual* *blood*, by eating a Fruit Loop.

In case the world, mostly distant from my total and effortless dominance, has had cause to forget me, I decided to up the ante today by violating the physical integrity of the inside of my mouth, once again spilling my precious lifeblood...

...while eating yogurt.


Kneel before Zod.

Comments

Posted on multiple folks sites....

[gailmom.livejournal.com]

um, is it just cuz I have been awake for almost 24 hours that everything is starting to sound like a sex or kink reference? or is it just that many people I find interesting are such a mixed up bag of horny and smart that everything they write does that intentionally? and if the latter, why have I never noticed before??

Re: Posted on multiple folks sites....

[errantember.livejournal.com]

I try to restrain myself form getting simultaneously into sexual and blood-letting trouble.