That Man!

[errantember]

I think it's fairly obvious to even the casual observer that my general MALENESS is so indescribably superlative that most other men near me have to exert a physical effort not to simply grovel at my feet. This, *aura*, if you will, has already been proven beyond even irrational doubt the day that, unlike the effete masses who took the *safe* route and chose to enjoy their processed wheat product without undue risk, I actually managed to injure myself, drawing *actual* *blood*, by eating a Fruit Loop.

In case the world, mostly distant from my total and effortless dominance, has had cause to forget me, I decided to up the ante today by violating the physical integrity of the inside of my mouth, once again spilling my precious lifeblood...

...while eating yogurt.


Kneel before Zod.

Comments

[spottedvasa.livejournal.com]

Did you cut yourself on the foil? I did that once.

Yep!

[errantember.livejournal.com]

There was one tiny piece of foil left on the edge of the cup, and I didn't notice it.

Not the first time my tongue has gotten me in trouble.

Posted on multiple folks sites....

[gailmom.livejournal.com]

um, is it just cuz I have been awake for almost 24 hours that everything is starting to sound like a sex or kink reference? or is it just that many people I find interesting are such a mixed up bag of horny and smart that everything they write does that intentionally? and if the latter, why have I never noticed before??

Re: Posted on multiple folks sites....

[errantember.livejournal.com]

I try to restrain myself form getting simultaneously into sexual and blood-letting trouble.